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Math Demotivational Poster


GIRLS ARE EVIL -


TAGS: girls evil math proof
Rating: 3.55/5

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ZippoBibrok - January 14, 2010, 5:23 pm
Saying 'girls require time and money' is 'girls = time + money'. For 'girls = time * money', it's 'girls are the product of time and money'. This version produces 'girls = money*2', or 'girls = money2', arguing that the poster promotes pimps...
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2009, 10:57 pm
This poster is evil it follows me everywhere i go! and every time the caption is less funny! help help


DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am
LOL... cool


MATH GEEK - If you understand the joke I have bad news for you


TAGS: math geek
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - November 26, 2015, 5:21 pm
I'm There I Think .
yup - October 15, 2012, 3:18 pm
Late but, the i is a symbol for an unreal number and pi is an irrational number
birddseedd - December 19, 2011, 11:58 am
I can convert pi to hexadecimal in my head... but i dont get the joke, those that do. please explain?
rerun - July 3, 2010, 11:53 am

against geeks?
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:51 pm
i get it. i just don't think its funny
Anonymous2 - April 20, 2010, 11:41 pm
I get the joke, and I know the bad news. I'm so nerdy I know the only way I'm getting any is to pay for it.
thatonechick - April 20, 2010, 8:53 am
Don't feel nerdy. This is basic math. :crazy:
Bakstabr - April 20, 2010, 8:50 am
The worst part is I know exactly what this joke is.......I feel nerdy.


I HAVE NO LIFE - and I can PROVE it mathematically.


TAGS: math joke pun
Rating: 4.29/5

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SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




Women -


TAGS: girls math maths
Rating: 2.91/5

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Jisatsu - May 30, 2009, 2:40 am
You can tell the person who wrote in the 'answer' was just jealous because he couldn't find the real answer too.
Black suit with a white tie - May 22, 2009, 5:15 pm
This is such a classic.
zerojustice - September 16, 2008, 9:03 pm
It's sad that they took questions like these off tests...


PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.


TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:55 pm
As I said on the other one, there's also the little matter of taking the square root of the square, which is the same as taking the absolute value. This could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


DO THE MATH - It's hard to argue with logic... though she always manages to.


TAGS: woman problem math
Rating: 4.65/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:51 pm
I have a better nitpick than that. You see, if you square something and take the square root, that's actually the same as taking the absolute value. So this could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:32 pm
Gotta nitpick: there's a small logic flaw right at the outset: "...you need time **and** money" should be Time + Money, not Time x Money. Bzzt..! Other than that, love it.


CONFUSING - I still cant figure this one out


TAGS: math grid geometery
Rating: 1.5/5
LogicDude - June 8, 2009, 8:54 am
Is it the hypotenuse from "Madagascar"? I LOVED that movie...and the sequel was even more full of win!
taylor - June 7, 2009, 1:07 pm
they're right. i mean correct. if you copy the picture into ms paint and draw a line along the hypontenuse you'll see the bulge. it's so small that you won't notice it with a ruler
matt - February 14, 2009, 1:35 pm
These triangles are not trued triangles. Look closely and you will see that the hypotenuse of the one on top bends inward, and the one on bottom bends outward.
WTF - January 22, 2009, 3:56 pm
"CRAVEN" wins. "ME"... YOU FAIL!
professor jesse - October 17, 2008, 8:00 pm
The red triangle and the blue/green triangle are not similar triangles. (One has a leg ratio of 3/8 = .375 and the other has a leg ration of 2/5 = .4 They are close, but when you arrange them, the bottom picture(if you fill in the hole) is slightly conve
Geometry student - October 15, 2008, 7:46 pm
the orange shape has a 3 space protrusion to its right, and the green one only has 2 to its left, but both are equal in length so when put on top of each other the match, but when you put them side by side they dont match up its kinda like tetris
anonymous - August 13, 2008, 8:06 pm
they're not triangles. the first is a x^2 like curve, and the second is a sqrt(2) like one. the difference between the under the curve area is one block, the white one.
me - July 31, 2008, 6:26 pm
their is no "buldge" try again
bob chin - July 30, 2008, 2:50 pm
Holes... Where from do they come? Black ones, white ones, ones that never stop. Is that a hole I see or a space where nothing exists?
Craven - July 30, 2008, 1:44 pm
It really isn't all that hard. The top bows in and the bottom bulges on the hypotenuse. The empty square is the difference between bow and the bulge. Take a ruler to the hypotenuse and you will see.
RnR - July 30, 2008, 12:51 pm
print it out and then go get a pair of scissors.... Please, by all means DO run with the scissors


MATHEMATICS - You can't argue with it.


TAGS: sexism math
Rating: 4.21/5

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CarebearCrack - September 23, 2012, 10:42 am
The only thing miss from that... Is a checkmark next to the answer.
TheLorax51 - March 1, 2012, 7:07 pm
Seems Legit.
krazyivanthedivine - February 29, 2012, 7:21 pm
YES!
mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:06 pm
lol...true


MATHEMATICS -




PROOF - Some guys do pay attention in math.


TAGS: math girls evil proof
Rating: 2.54/5

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ThatGuy - July 30, 2008, 2:13 pm
That first line should actually read: Girls = Time + Money. So then line 3 would be : Girls = 2Money...doesn't work
Murdoc - April 9, 2008, 12:49 am
an idiot. *fucking character limit makes me look like a douche just at the most insulting part of my sentence*
Murdoc - April 9, 2008, 12:48 am
Or the ones who figure out what the universe is up to or engineer practically every aspect of your one track life. If knowing how to do triple integrals within a vector field makes me gay then...well...lets just leave it at I do math, I like boobs, You're
ME - March 29, 2008, 2:10 pm
Yeah, gay ones!!!


EPIC MATH FAILS OF HISTORY - OK well at least I'm smarter than that 5th grader.


TAGS: math fail
Rating: 3.75/5

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MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 4:42 pm
followed the instructions exactly


SCREW THIS - I am going to run for public office


TAGS: math
Rating: 4.84/5

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hell is other people -


TAGS: do the math youre outnumbered so play along
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - January 24, 2016, 8:17 pm
5/f
JesusWept - January 24, 2016, 11:07 am
LOL very clever! 5.


MATH -


TAGS: chalk board math problem
Rating: 4.62/5

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NumberXIII - August 28, 2011, 3:51 pm
(((-284*-2)^2)-322,000*-2+1,253)Ls for you!


MATH - now requiring more blind faith than ever


TAGS: math is religion
Rating: 3.56/5

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Reason - December 18, 2009, 4:53 pm
i have a standard 2L for a "look what i found poster"
CANADA - December 18, 2009, 4:44 pm
it was funny. but not because of the caption. 1L
aesop's folly - December 18, 2009, 4:41 pm
5/5, nicely done, and, i think i'm saying this right: GO AWAY TIMMY, that was funny


Imagine -


TAGS: you don t needs math or science
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:15 am
I imagine that I'm having dinner with Einstein every Saturday evening. But my wife walks in and says, "Who the **** is the old man?" Oh, me and my imagination.


APPLE PI - An Irrational Snack for Mathematicians




Dear Math -


TAGS: math problems kids solutions therapists
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 11:55 am
Thanks for the vote dawg.
spacedog - November 11, 2013, 9:30 pm
Nice. 5...er....five.


AFTERMATH - Freedom is not free


TAGS: aftermath sanitation
Rating: 4.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:41 am
Defending freedom is one thing. Being sent half way around the world to be cynically used as a sales tool for our weapons industry is quite different.
Greeny - June 16, 2011, 6:24 am
very nice
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 1:51 am
beautiful text .. it's hard to read though.


MATH - Why cant it solve its own problems for once?!


TAGS: math
Rating: 4.17/5

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YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE -


TAGS: amazing math
Rating: 4.74/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 25, 2012, 1:00 pm
Yeah!! Jurrassic park! I LOVE That movie :D damn... this is amazing!
EvilFox302 - May 6, 2011, 6:17 am
Nice little math trick there xDDD Love it. (Just a hint for you oblivious or math retarded people out there, if you mulitiply anything by nine, the digits will ad up to nine. Multiplying by 3 twice is the same thing. So. :P)
simmonsguns - May 1, 2011, 7:37 pm
perfect.
brothaclam - May 1, 2011, 6:30 pm
hahaha! i love it!
dumbthumb - April 30, 2011, 8:42 pm
I wonder what 2 digits at the last step could add up to more than 18.
Feasibly - April 30, 2011, 6:16 pm
darkabyss - What movie are you getting as a result? Mine's Toy Story...
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 4:19 pm
thank you captain obvious.
darkabyss - April 30, 2011, 12:37 pm
no matter what number i pick its the same result
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:56 am
Oh my! reads MY MIND!!!! Sériously, I love those!!! xx
tellitlikeitis - April 30, 2011, 7:04 am
#9????? Come on now. Leave it up to Telli to calculate this #. No comments pls. I would of preferred #15.
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:43 pm
Hey how did u find my Movie guide quizbook quiz no.5 ...
rerun - April 29, 2011, 5:15 pm

star wars. my math is almost as guud as my spelling
GySgt1811 - April 29, 2011, 5:03 pm
Opps! How did you know?!?!
Airman - April 29, 2011, 3:15 pm
I think Hammy had something to do with the Math.. not sure
Sean - April 29, 2011, 2:49 pm
Yep, works like a charm. That's amazing, Airman. But there's gotta be a trick to it, no?
voodoo3535 - April 29, 2011, 2:02 pm
One of my absolute favorite movies. Matt Damon was awesome in it.


MATH PROBLEMS -


TAGS: math problems solution
Rating: 3.81/5

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nettimato - May 3, 2010, 5:13 am
misspelling, eh?


RANDY MONROE - Owning the phone company.


TAGS: check bill fail owned math epsilon bills verizon phone
Rating: 2.9/5

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phydeaux - December 15, 2009, 7:49 pm
How did you manage to get his name wrong....when it's right there on the check?!?!


!! CALCULUS ROCKS !! - Math Rocks - That Ass Rocks - School Rocks A Student's Enthusiasm Depends On The Quality Of The Teacher


TAGS: math teacher ass school quality
Rating: 4.65/5

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Zetmonk - March 29, 2012, 8:05 am
Brilliant!
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 2:11 pm
Too true


IS THERE - no end to this?


TAGS: weapons of math instruction
Rating: 3.92/5

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pitbull - January 6, 2010, 6:32 pm
nice comment spacedog 5L's
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 6:04 pm
I'm certain he'll hang from the hypotenuse. 5Ls.
Derek - January 6, 2010, 5:33 pm
Fantastic! :})


LOGICAL THINKING - Something LogicDude Can't Seem To Do...


TAGS: fraction math funny ld logic dude
Rating: 3.46/5

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LogicDude - October 30, 2009, 4:11 pm
80% of statistics are mude up 45% of the time. My 5L are real though!
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 10:11 am
150% of the time that's more than half


Math -


TAGS: problems math one them
Rating: 4.87/5

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Krickit - April 17, 2013, 4:19 am
Okay now that's just plain Fin funny


TRAFFIC - why do u have to be so cruel ?!




STATISTICS -


TAGS: pee shooters math parody
Rating: 4.65/5

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Verdeckt - May 7, 2011, 9:38 pm
Wow.. Just wow!.... He's batting 1,000...
crankyhead - May 7, 2011, 2:37 pm
122385 =)


IT ALL ADDS UP -




SCHOOLING 101 -


TAGS: basic math calendar rerun teacher
Rating: 4.7/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - December 29, 2011, 3:35 pm
Really? Of all people, you pick me as the class idiot? You jerk. 5L
Airman - December 29, 2011, 3:20 pm
HaHaHa!
CloudchaserS - December 29, 2011, 10:46 am
HAHAHA! 5L! *is happy you like his avatar enough to use it*


POSTER IN DORM ROOM AT MIT - (Cubic root of an elm tree)


TAGS: math major
Rating: 4.57/5

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LATE COFFEE -




ADDITION - 70 + 63 + 60 = 193% I guess the poll is out of 200%, rather than the usual 100%, eh Fox News?


TAGS: fox news faux noise bad math
Rating: 3.31/5

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Anonymous2 - December 24, 2009, 11:33 pm
Gee, because some people wouldn't mind a Palin/Romney or Romney/Palin ticket. Geez, it's not like there's only position there...


PEOPLE -




AT LEAST WE KNOW - There's an exception to the phrase "Maths makes me smarter"




MATH - when we were kids this was easy now that we are older we look at this and think what the hell!


TAGS: math
Rating: 5/5

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motifayk - April 21, 2014, 11:31 am
Hmmm.... BDMAS - Brackets, Division, Multiply, Add, Subtract in that order. 5 X 0 = 0 5 + 0 + 3 = 8 9 - 8 = 1 Eureka moment as per me.
Buzzramjet - July 8, 2012, 7:57 pm
7
noiretnopal - June 27, 2012, 10:42 pm
using modern algebra,the answer is 7,using elementary school math,the answer is 3
Axis - June 26, 2012, 6:23 pm
AHHHHHH.......head explodes math is to hard!
fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 5:32 am
RonE's answer is still incorrect, but we'll forgive him since he recognized the lack of parenthesis means multiplication first.
fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 5:28 am
RonE (and repooc) is correct. Without parenthesis, the multiplication (and division if any) operations are performed first, addition and subtraction last. Zero trays of cookies times any number of cookies per tray is still zero cookies.
Axis - June 25, 2012, 2:43 pm
lol
RonE - June 25, 2012, 5:23 am
guess what I forgot in basic math? Multiplication first. Ugg. 3 is incorrect. I need to go to bed. people that have been up for 36 hour should not do math. Just sayin'
RonE - June 25, 2012, 5:16 am
Since none of the equation is in ( ) the answer is 3. This is one of those that you do left to right. 9-5 = 4 4+ 5 = 9 9 x 0 = 0 0 + 3 = 3
Axis - June 24, 2012, 11:22 pm
*the
Axis - June 24, 2012, 11:21 pm
thw world will never know....LOL :)
TwistedNinjaPirate - June 24, 2012, 4:41 pm
- 1
repooc - June 24, 2012, 2:43 am
7
Axis - June 24, 2012, 1:12 am
lol
leciel20 - June 23, 2012, 11:09 pm
3... when will we know the real answer?
MPsniper - June 23, 2012, 9:26 pm
12


THE RELIGIOUS ALGORITHM -




EPIPHANY - Mrs. Glenn finally found a way to motivate her most difficult and apathetic students




METRIC SYSTEM - I refuse to settle for simplicity! Now, how many feet are in a freakin' mile?!


TAGS: metric math system feet measurement
Rating: 3.53/5

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Airman - December 29, 2011, 3:23 pm
ummm.. 5,280


MATH FOR BLONDES - *tilts head* Is this right?




DRIVE CAREFUL ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR TICKETS -


TAGS: gambling calendar lottery math suckdiddliuckiness
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - March 24, 2012, 8:22 am
lol


THE GEOMETRIC LIMIT -




CELEBRITY MATH: THE PARIS EQUATION - Not as complicated as it seems... ...even a CAVEMAN can do it!


TAGS: math for dummies
Rating: 4.09/5

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ICEMAN - January 31, 2010, 4:08 pm
That's HOT, x 5.


A LATE LIMERICK -




MATHEMATICS -




ATHEISTS - are obviously math geniuses


TAGS: athiests math
Rating: 2.15/5

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Töm - December 20, 2008, 7:53 am
Go RnR. I am just so sad that I've convinced so many of those around me that the bible is a lie. I have sent at least 20 people to hell. too bad god wont do anything about it..oh, it must not care. lol
RnR - August 15, 2008, 4:09 am
3 levels: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory. Hell exist, look around you, we are living in it.
Answer to dude - August 14, 2008, 10:55 pm
To bad assholes like you are to busy thinking yourself better than them to help them escape hell.
Brian - June 29, 2008, 1:38 am
Hell is a fairy tale for scaring children
Dude - June 28, 2008, 1:18 pm
Too bad they'll burn in hell.
Marc - May 1, 2008, 2:10 am
Maybe he's thinking of a square root.
Max - April 29, 2008, 9:08 pm
I wish. I fail math.


LESSONS - t3 - 23y = x (71x -3y) x 1,022 = WHAT?!!


TAGS: math lessons what try what
Rating: 4.56/5

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spacedog - August 11, 2010, 8:59 pm
Nice one! 5L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:40 pm
5sincewhenthefuckdidnumbersappearinmathproblems for you zack
rerun - August 11, 2010, 7:39 pm

love this one


GEOMETRY SUCKS - Is there anything more cruel than a triangle?


TAGS: love triangle math
Rating: 4.33/5

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HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 5:57 pm
Because the chick is evil....
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 5:53 pm
why does the chick gets to be on t5p ? :)


1 + 0 = 3 -


TAGS: baby makin math
Rating: 3.35/5

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Zealot - March 18, 2010, 4:01 pm
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh


CAUTION..!! - Division by ZERO ahead...




TEXAS INSTRUMENTS' TI-89 - No matter how well you did in math, this calculator is still smarter and faster


TAGS: math school grades elite
Rating: 2.8/5


CAMPUS TELEVISION - Where even good girls don't have a real problem with buttsex.




MATH - Why is it so hard for you?


TAGS: ass math teacher
Rating: 2.04/5

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STP - May 30, 2009, 5:05 pm
I'm not a registered user here, so here'd be my caption for the entire picture: "THERMODYNAMICS: Why do I get the feeling no one else recognizes those formulas?"


MATHS - it works bitches.


TAGS: maths
Rating: 1.75/5

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LogicDude - May 19, 2009, 11:03 am
Made me want to throw bricks.
Bob Chin - May 19, 2009, 10:13 am
Wow, this really is a Mindfluck


was it good for you? -




Cougar Math -




MEMORIES OF ST. PATRICKS DAY - No seriously it will wash out they said.


TAGS: wrong st pactrick day aftermath
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:13 am
Awwww.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:12 am
Huh?
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:12 am
His occupation...head psychiatrist at the local psych ward!
EmilioDumphque - March 19, 2013, 10:05 pm
..and thumped him on the head.
EmilioDumphque - March 19, 2013, 10:04 pm
But I was thinking of a plan To dye one's whiskers green, And always use so large a fan That they could not be seen. So, having no reply to give To what the old man said, I cried "Come, tell me how you live!"
Rick69 - March 19, 2013, 7:16 pm
Of course the funny part is that he is too drunk to remember it's St Patrick's Day... It's just like any other day for him...


Maths -




Mind Control -


TAGS: math skills are important
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 30, 2013, 6:11 pm
Okay... my bad. Sorry I brought up math.
falloutghoul - June 30, 2013, 8:41 am
Amen, my fellow motifaker.
TerrorAustralis - June 30, 2013, 4:20 am
it should be legal for gays to marry, and it should be legal for individual churches to refuse to marry them. the government does not have the right to force churches to marry gays, and it doesnt have the right to stop gays from marrying.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 10:09 pm
So is denying Americans their rights.
MPsniper - June 29, 2013, 8:07 pm
same sex marriage is an abomination against humanity and society.


BASIC MATH -


TAGS: peanuts quotation math children humor
Rating: 4.63/5

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lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 12:54 am

My pleasure, Priss. You've hit several out of the park the past couple of days!~
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:19 pm
Thanks for the laugh lgs


HANDY INDEED -


TAGS: finger out the math problem
Rating: 4.62/5

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Iconoclast - February 1, 2011, 12:42 am
Excellent. I would like to give you 5 fingers, but I've used the line with the 4 3/4 fingers on my right hand.


TRIGOPITHICUS SOLEMNENSIS -




PI - It's as easy as 3 - 1 - 4


TAGS: pi math humor
Rating: 4.43/5

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WHAT IF ? -


TAGS: what if day do the math einstein
Rating: 4.31/5

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spacedog - June 4, 2010, 6:53 pm
Superb GS. 5L.
R.S.Jake - June 4, 2010, 1:09 pm
Excellent! Very subtle! I like the imagery! 5 wins by a head!
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 1:00 pm
Nice! 5L's


UNDERSTANDING -




OH... - This is a MATH lab! Sorry, I read the sign wrong...


TAGS: math class
Rating: 3.54/5

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CANADA - February 2, 2010, 7:16 pm
THANK YOU!
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:03 pm
*chuckles*
Fatt Matt - February 2, 2010, 5:08 pm
Good thing you're here yeo. I would never have realized...
[email protected] - February 2, 2010, 4:55 pm
****SPOILER ALERT ********* ****SPOILER ALERT ********* He thought it was a meth lab


BREWANOMETRY - So if beer is 97% water, and humans are 60% water...then... I'm H 2 hosed.


TAGS: sept 16th water beer math oops spilled some slurp
Rating: 3.32/5

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LogicDude - September 17, 2009, 9:41 am
THIS is a most excellent example of PUN-anometry! 5 sloshed lions!


SUBSTITION PROPERTY - Since Americans lust after Asian women, Does the American Black Bear lust after the panda?


TAGS: math can be applied to all aspects of lfe
Rating: 3.18/5

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Sean - July 21, 2011, 4:06 pm
Look, big, muscular gay men, who happen to also be black probably do not lust after pandas. That means that I, as a well build, medium sized, not so hairy straight white dude, have to pick up all the slack on this. Yer welcome, pandas.
rerun - January 22, 2010, 8:52 pm

best left for the baseless lies thread
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 8:42 pm
It's just a Nazi joke. It makes fun of Hitler more than it does any race.
rerun - January 22, 2010, 8:41 pm

Cpn, the O.N.K. won't see the light of day...it is racist
CpnKangaroo - January 22, 2010, 8:20 pm
btw, really nice avatar. P.S. for more information on the O.N.K. check the baseless lies thread
CpnKangaroo - January 22, 2010, 8:20 pm
order of nazi koalas
TheTrashHeap - January 22, 2010, 8:18 pm
WTF is an O.N.K koala?
CpnKangaroo - January 22, 2010, 8:17 pm
not unless those are O.N.K. koalas
TheTrashHeap - January 22, 2010, 8:14 pm
All i know for sure is that polar bears have a serious hard-on for koala's.
CpnKangaroo - January 22, 2010, 8:06 pm
i chose the american black bear because the american black bear has the name "american" in it, in order to prove the point. any other bear could be assumed to be from another nation or region
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 8:05 pm
Kinda like a Rorschach test...just sayin'. lol
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 8:04 pm
wonder what?
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 8:04 pm
named*
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 8:04 pm
That's nit-picky, Dude. Is it racist to say make a dick joke about a guy naed "Tyrone?" No, because it's a innocent joke that doesn't demean a group of people.
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 8:03 pm
that's not racist. having that whole idea come to mind makes me wonder
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 8:01 pm
well, we have brown bears, grizzly bears, and kodiac bears, but your first chose is a bear color that is also associated as a race color?
CpnKangaroo - January 22, 2010, 7:55 pm
how is that rascist?
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 7:55 pm
I don't think that's racist...
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 7:53 pm
racist 1L


NATUROPATHY -


TAGS: in aromatherapy circles not so much
Rating: 3.18/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:01 pm
LOL. Excellent. 5Ls.


INNOCENCE LOST -


TAGS: i may have the math wrong a bit
Rating: 3.16/5

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Sean - November 10, 2009, 8:20 pm
Hope it makes him cry!
rerun - November 10, 2009, 8:19 pm

I have one in the Q that addresses ihateyou
DreMagnum - November 10, 2009, 8:18 pm
I like this poster by the way
Sean - November 10, 2009, 8:17 pm
Damn. We were having such fun. What a failure in life.
DreMagnum - November 10, 2009, 8:16 pm
yeah, looks like hes done anyway
Sean - November 10, 2009, 8:16 pm
I'm beginning to suspect that "his" attack was somehow goat-related.
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 8:14 pm
Ok, so we can rule out insanity.
DreMagnum - November 10, 2009, 8:12 pm
No, he went after a starvo poster too
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 8:11 pm
He seems to have targeted a select batch of motifakers. Must be one of those awful motifakers... starvin1?
Sean - November 10, 2009, 8:11 pm
Oh I get it ... his hatred of me is gratuitous, somehow unearned ... who YOU callin' a freeloader? Freeloader!!!
agdaniele - November 10, 2009, 8:10 pm
At least hatred for me is justifiable.
Sean - November 10, 2009, 8:06 pm
I was willing to overlook his hatred of aggy, but this is uncalled for.
DreMagnum - November 10, 2009, 7:59 pm
oh no sean has a hater, what ever will we do
MrRandom - November 10, 2009, 7:57 pm
Someone spill your chocolate milk Timmy?
ihateyou - November 10, 2009, 7:55 pm
this is fucking stupid


MATHEMATICS - Something Ain't Adding Up Right




LASER CATS - That's right They control the universe




DO TEN MILLIPEDES -


TAGS: i have trouble mixing science and math
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 11:49 pm
Furthermore, aesop, personal attacks are not allowed. Consider yourself warned.
phydeaux - January 6, 2010, 11:43 pm
Aesop, it's just possible you may have missed the joke here...or I totally did am an idiot. On second thought, that's more likely...
aesop's folly - January 6, 2010, 8:18 pm
100 u idiot


Mathematicians -




Respect -


TAGS: mao works math counts spelling don t
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 11, 2015, 6:07 pm
2L+3L=5L÷0=Theworldsgreatest grilledcheese.
spacedog - November 11, 2015, 3:57 pm
Thanks everyone.
Sho - November 11, 2015, 2:08 am
Bruh! xD 5L
JesusWept - November 10, 2015, 10:37 am
Haha brilliant! L L L L L
maoworks2 - November 10, 2015, 10:18 am
Guilty !! 5L's
GaryO - November 10, 2015, 7:53 am
and fav'd
Greeny - November 10, 2015, 5:58 am
Excellent - same goes for second language motifakers as well - 5L
concern3 - November 10, 2015, 4:19 am
You nailed it spacedog, a 5er
GaryO - November 9, 2015, 11:06 pm
OHHHHH, YEAAAAH!


I will survive -


TAGS: studies suggest week life math immortal
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - November 8, 2014, 1:37 pm
What if I have a BLT afterwards: would that not make me a god?
JesusWept - November 8, 2014, 1:11 pm
Oh dear! I guess i'll have to make some major investments in my pension fund. L L L L L
spacedog - November 8, 2014, 1:10 pm
Heh, if licking yourself counts, I think Gary is getting younger. 8D
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 1:06 pm
Huh...me too. Like my mom always told me "God gave you two hands (10 whole fingers which is important for a gal like me) put them to good use!" 5/F
Thedge - November 8, 2014, 10:34 am
Harrumph, no wonder there is a population problem !
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 9:10 am
hm-hm-hm-hm...whazziss? LMFAO, regain composure, lose it again...5/F
Reality Lord - November 8, 2014, 7:31 am

LOL5


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TAGS: math arithmetic graffiti vandalism totaling
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 2:06 pm
I'm honored! Thanks for your demonstration of excellent taste!
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 1:55 pm
I'm like your posters, an UP yours sir


Math -


TAGS: math student question answer
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 25, 2016, 7:23 pm
thanks 'cern
concern3 - September 25, 2016, 4:28 am
nice, UP yours


Math -


TAGS: math equations apples give take
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 11:14 pm
Nope! Didn't graduate. I also flunked kindergarten! LOL!
MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 6:49 pm
Dammmn you grade 12 graduates! Teehee
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:24 am
I drove my teachers nuts! I always wanted to know what was going to be done with that many apples/oranges, and isn't the speed limit 65, so they're gonna get a ticket so that's an extra 25 min., and 2 trains going opposite directions are gonna crash . . .
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 12:15 am
thanks 'cern
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 12:14 am
Me either, but, I do believe that if a train leaves your place at 2:00pm at 10 mph from your house that leaves you with enough apples to turn into a few good bottles of wine...teehee.
concern3 - February 21, 2015, 6:10 pm
well said 5er
JesusWept - February 21, 2015, 5:09 pm
I suck at math. But i can count to 5


That's Easy -


TAGS: math canadians hockey beer choices
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:31 pm
Uggie if you want to enroll...it's Hockey 101.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:30 pm
Thanks mizzdizz!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:29 pm
Oh Sod do it...us Canucks have no problem with it...teehee. Thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:27 pm
Thanks concern!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:27 pm
Thanks Jesus. Ant? You're cut off!
ughomer - November 25, 2014, 10:58 am
Hockey 1, hockey 2, hockey 3, .......
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:46 am
Budwiser Platnium or Sierra Pale Ale! Something fresh and crisp to go with the beer batter, or if you prefer octopus steaks grilled in the BBQ! yummm! 5 hungry lions!
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 7:09 am
Oh, how I wish I could get away with adding this to the classroom file...5 beer-battered calimari!
concern3 - November 25, 2014, 6:29 am
Excellent
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 10:01 pm
*Any
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 10:00 pm
Ant beer goes with rubber octopus. L L L L L


innocence lost -


TAGS: manchester concert tribute the aftermath
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 24, 2017, 3:09 am
Once again, the terrorists hit an ideal target, someplace I could relate to, someplace that makes me squirm, more cautious. And the Brits. I've worked with them several times. Good group of people. Not too far from here, San Bernardino. Words fail. HUGZ.
mizzdizz - May 24, 2017, 2:54 am
Thanks, JW. We used to take my daughter and her friends to concerts in the park. The 'bring your own blanket' section in the grass was super cheap. It was part of summer, growing up. The kids liked classic rock so we went to Kansas, Styx, Journey ....
JesusWept - May 23, 2017, 2:18 pm
Je Suis MANCHESTER. ^^^^^Up


Maths -


TAGS: math science woman wrong misogyny
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 6, 2016, 9:15 am
LOL we haven't changed in 50.000 year, remember? Thanks.
concern3 - April 6, 2016, 3:11 am
You sexist pig, UP yours


Nice Try -


TAGS: math hate game
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 16, 2015, 11:54 am
Thanks
mizzdizz - April 16, 2015, 11:17 am
LOL!!!! Putting math in a more interesting or relatable packaging doesn't change the fact that I really suck at it! Its still a hooker in a ball gown! Luuuuv this! 5L!


ALGEBRA -




M.A.T.H. -


TAGS: math best definition ever
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 11, 2016, 12:22 am
Xsq(Xsq + X) = 1, is as far as I got.... then my brain exploded
K0rNb4LL - April 10, 2016, 11:50 pm
0.7861513...something... 0.7861514 is more than 1, I gave up after that.


Moti-Math 101 -




super math -




School Is In -




Math -




THE BEAVER GOES TO THE DENTIST - LEAVE IT TO HIM


TAGS: mathers crooked teeth
Rating: 4.2/5

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AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 12:15 pm
This is what happens when cross a human with shoepeg corn. Just wait until you see the rest of him.


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